Throws beef knees to an old three-legged dog that lives down at the abandoned rust factory Goes to garage sales and notices that it’s the soul of the man what’s garageselling what’s for sale Crafts lifesize human skeletons out of dry spaghetti and lets the wind
Oh, so I guess you’ve never seen a bird inside of a coffee shop before. Sorry if that offends you. Actually, I was kidding. I’m not sorry. Go ahead, eat your muffin. I’ll still be here when you’re done, holding it down, not going anywhere
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I can’t believe how young and sexy your mom is in this.